Somebody needs to pull that boy’s head out of his hiney ~

Programmers are all up in arms for damn good reason (and they sure are cute when they get mad)  Apple’s new policy BITES and I’m more and more confused about how to do this darn multimedia blogging thing!

I can’t play my videos on my iphone, which means you can’t either, (and that’s how I created most of it so far) because they’re in flash, and they aren’t going to work on the ipad either. BUMMER!

If anyone has any advice or feedback about this Apple ~ Adobe issue, I would really appreciate it!

Sure wish Steve Jobs would just quit the pissing match and play nice in the name of creativity.

How many iphone/blackberry users are out there who really would like the see videos in the Loo, and are looking forward to lying in bed with a sleek & weightless, sexy new 3G ipad~  Mmmmmmmm, Count Me IN!

Does this mean I should ditch Flash? It works so well… And what are the alternatives?

HELP!

p.s. This kind of paragraph totally turns me on, even though I only have a vague idea what it means:

The Absurdity of Apple’s New iPhone Restrictions

C, C++, and Objective-C were all developed more than 20 years ago and all, on the iPhone, require explicit memory management — the most error-prone detail in software development. You know how you tell when an app for the iPhone was written in MonoTouch? It doesn’t leak memory.

You can play the semantic game of “Well, since a C program is not ‘originally written’ until it’s been compiled, if we use a higher-level language to generate C and compile that then we are within the letter of the clause.” But try getting that past your company’s lawyer when you’re trying to get the go-ahead for a business-critical application.

Apple may feel that they are in such a strong position in the market that they can dictate that outsiders use the same techniques to write software that are used internally at Apple. But that’s not how programming works: it is a continually evolving melange of abstractions, techniques, and tools. It has to be allowed to vary at the individual, team, and industry level if it is to progress. I’ve worked on C and C++ at the level of standards compliance suites, I’ve done my fair share of JavaScript, and I can stumble along in Objective C. But personally, when it comes to the iPhone, my language choice is C#: it’s significantly higher-level than C or C++, it’s a little more terse and cleaner than Objective C, it has certain language features that are undoubtedly ahead of Objective C (LINQ), and it provides a better type system. That is just one person’s opinion and Apple can certainly afford to ignore me, but if they think can ignore the last two decades of advancement in the programming marketplace, they’re over-confident.

For all the people I love who love to run!

Monday, April 19th 2010 ~  Boston’s 114th Marathon

The world’s oldest and most prestigious annual marathon and part of the World Marathon Majors. A maximum field size of 25,000 participants begin in the rural town of Hopkinton and run the legendary course through eight cities and towns before finishing in Boston’s Back Bay.

I am not in Boston to run the marathon, ha ha, that will never happen!

But, I am here to rub some tense leg muscles… And, as I was lying in bed last night, this ad came on TV about some new running shoes that are supposed to help tighten the ass. I googled it this morning and come up with mostly rebuff. Then I came across something very interesting on Wired.com, according to a report by Harvard biologist Daniel Lieberman ~

Running barefoot is actually the best thing for your feet and knees, and wearing conventional running shoes is bad.

People who grew up running barefoot — such as boys in Kenya’s Rift Valley province, which is known for endurance running champs — tend to land mostly on the front or middle of the foot when they touch ground. And when these runners do use shoes, they continue to run in that way.

The least you can do, is stop wearing shoes indoors. It’s not specifically related, but another recent study showed that wearing shoes indoors brings pesticides and other toxins into the home. One report I’d read said that removing your shoes at the door had a greater impact on the levels of pesticides in kids’ bloodstreams than giving them organic fruit. There’s even a Shoes Off at the Door, Please blog, listing all the reasons you should keep shoes out of your house.

Read More http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/03/born-to-run-but-crippled-by-shoes/#ixzz0l6lcZJYO

Hmmmmm, I thought, as I was reading through these articles, maybe the fact that I grew up barefooted in Montana every summer and still go barefoot whenever possible has led me to have pretty decent legs and strong, agile feet even though I really don’t work out! That, and the fact that I tense my leg muscles when I’m building an orgasm… I always have and I actually have a hard (impossible) time coming if my legs are not stretched out reeeeeeaaaally tight.

Anyway ~ Its always fun to learn new things and I think I’m getting some of those strange looking Vibram FiveFingers because I do need to start running more and getting my heart rate up for longer than an orgasm lasts!

Here’s to running and to Boston, all my runner friends, and to strong legs and heart healthy orgasmmmmmmms!

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the harp

Wow… All I have to say is that I’ve absolutely lost my heart to lovely New Orleans

and Turtle Soup is Yuuuuum, Thank You for spoiling me silly everyone!

R ~ Your pictures are just wonderful, I had so much fun.

D ~ You ROCK! Can’t WAIT to sail in Wisconsin this summer!

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Damn! After a long winter, it just felt Sooooooo good to be naked in the Texas Sunshine!

(and naked with a Strap-On wasn’t too bad either;)

There’s a whole bunch of fun pictures and a Butt Naked Strap-On video Inside…

Thanks Aspen… YOU ROCK! Can’t wait to hang out naked again soon;)

p.s. Anyone game to shoot somethin’ sexy in New Orleans next week?

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Come visit me, I’ll be here all week before heading to Houston for a few days and then New Orleans:)

Its Snowing!!! But the Texas peaches are gonna be really juicy and sweet this year… I guess they need a good freeze every now and then!

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Got in last night, staying with my dear friend Charla ~ If your in Austin, you should meet her. She is the most wonderful, positive, inspiring teacher…

Charla Hathaway:

Intimacy educator, speaker, coach and author of best-selling

Erotic Massage: Sensual Touch for Deep Pleasure and Extended Arousal (available in nine languages) & 8 Erotic Nights: Passionate Encounters that Inspire Great Sex for a Lifetime

Certified Sexologist

512-626-5037

Her website is Bodyjoy.org

Strollin through Soho last weekend after getting a pretty brazilian wax, I wandered into the most beautiful lingerie shop called Coco De Mer…

SOOOO NICE! I’ve honestly never tried on such decadent, scrumptious lingerie before… Raw silk and fine lace Mmmmmmmmm! I found out I’m actually a 30DD but you can’t find that at Vickies!

I was a good girl and didn’t buy anything;( but I did get some sexy footage in the dressing room and then some more of my pretty wax when I got home…

In honor of the sexy holiday, I took a deep breath (its scary!) curled up on my red chair and filmed myself getting all hot and bothered in the mirror.

Sure wish I had a yummy boy to play with but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do;)

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Good Morning! I just made a little video this morning… Naked me making a yummy GREEN SMOOTHIE!

Green Smoothie’s are the BEST way to start the day with power packed, antioxidant rich, super cleansing Fruit & Greens…

The Boutenko Family have such a fun website and series of books on the ‘Raw Food Lifestyle’ and are the world headquarters for green smoothie lovers

Watch my very favorite Boutenko film (and they have many fun & inspiring ones!) Sergi Boutenko will demonstrate how to make the best green smoothie ever!

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Its freeeeeeeeezing!

Just added a video this morning to the member’s area, it’s of myself in bed yesterday, a cold winter afternoon in NYC

Longing, urgency, that ache so bad inside I couldn’t rub off enough…

Winterache

I thought of the phone ringing, him

Sweet hot boy reaching out in weak desire, that white hot flame burning inside him like me

“How badly do you need me J” he murmers into the phone, that low tone when he gets so hard

I reach for my throbbing clit, dissolve into liquid fire

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Last trip to storage! Freedom

In two weeks my east village studio will be occupied for 6 weeks by the cutest young couple from Australia, are they ever going to be shocked by the NYC winter chill!

Heading back to my empty Austin apartment I had a thought, could I get away with giving massages in an RV?

So I pose this question to everyone, how would you feel about Jennadea’s Lair becoming a decked out palace on four wheels for a year?

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